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><channel><title>proto&#124;mondo</title> <atom:link href="http://protomondo.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://protomondo.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:52:58 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>One of those days&#8230;</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/09/one-of-those-days/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/09/one-of-those-days/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:38:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1598</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Instead of sugar, have you ever mistakenly put salt in your morning cup of coffee? What a way to start the day.</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Instead of sugar, have you ever mistakenly put salt in your morning cup of coffee? What a way to start the day.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/09/one-of-those-days/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dems continue to blame Bush.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/08/in-need-of-some-a-trim/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/08/in-need-of-some-a-trim/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:34:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/2010/03/08/in-need-of-some-a-trim/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>And in the case of Megan Mariah Barnes they just may be right. Should Ms Barnes happen to respond to your ad on eHarmony.com, I have but three words for you: RUN!</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And in the case of Megan Mariah Barnes they just may be right. Should Ms Barnes happen to respond to your ad on eHarmony.com, I have but three words for you: RUN!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/08/in-need-of-some-a-trim/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>It’s not about the destination; it’s about the process of getting there.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/07/it%e2%80%99s-not-about-the-destination-it%e2%80%99s-about-the-process-of-getting-there/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/07/it%e2%80%99s-not-about-the-destination-it%e2%80%99s-about-the-process-of-getting-there/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:27:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/2010/03/07/it%e2%80%99s-not-about-the-destination-it%e2%80%99s-about-the-process-of-getting-there/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t mean to come across as rude or argumentative, but trust me: today it is TOTALLY about the destination&#8230;</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t mean to come across as rude or argumentative, but trust me: today it is TOTALLY about the destination&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/07/it%e2%80%99s-not-about-the-destination-it%e2%80%99s-about-the-process-of-getting-there/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I want my money back.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/06/i-want-my-money-back/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/06/i-want-my-money-back/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1586</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>In 1803 the United States paid France 15 million dollars for 828,000 square miles of land west of the Mississippi River known as the Louisiana Territory.  This price includes 9 dollars for the area of New Orleans that we now call the &#8220;French Quarter.&#8221;</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1803 the United States paid France 15 million dollars for 828,000 square miles of land west of the Mississippi River known as the Louisiana Territory.  This price includes 9 dollars for the area of New Orleans that we now call the &#8220;French Quarter.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/06/i-want-my-money-back/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>full upright and locked position.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/05/full-upright-and-locked-position/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/05/full-upright-and-locked-position/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:07:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/2010/03/05/full-upright-and-locked-position/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, c&#8217;mon lady &#8211; just because your armrest has a button on it that will make your seat recline, you do not have to feel compelled to use it. I mean, look &#8211; your armrest has a little ashtray built into it too, but I don&#8217;t see you lighting up a stogie. In fact, I think it is actually <em>illegal</em> to do either. If you think I am lying, why not just turn around and take a poll of the guy sitting directly behind you and see what he thinks. Seriously.</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, c&#8217;mon lady &#8211; just because your armrest has a button on it that will make your seat recline, you do not have to feel compelled to use it. I mean, look &#8211; your armrest has a little ashtray built into it too, but I don&#8217;t see you lighting up a stogie. In fact, I think it is actually <em>illegal</em> to do either. If you think I am lying, why not just turn around and take a poll of the guy sitting directly behind you and see what he thinks. Seriously.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/05/full-upright-and-locked-position/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Zero Defects</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/04/zero-defects/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/04/zero-defects/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:51:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[et cetering]]></category> <category><![CDATA[headline]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1563</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/corolla.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-1563];player=img;"><img
src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/corolla-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="corolla" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1564" /></a>On all of my drives back and forth between the ATL and the AUB (don&#8217;t ask) this week, I kept hearing about the trials and tribulations being heaped on Toyota due to sticky gas pedals, faulty brakes, and general all around failure to move swiftly enough to keep from being just the right whipping boy that American manufacturing has been needing for a long time. It has to be a &#8220;funny&#8221; place in which Toyota finds itself; I still remember from childhood those slightly unnerving commercials that Toyota used to run that depicted Toyota workers performing calisthenics prior to beginning their daily shift on the factory floor. This kind of behavior led me to believe they were communists, as only pinkos would do anything in such well-choreographed unison. Of course this was years before I was a member of the <a
href="https://www.trussvillecityschools.com/schools/hths/Pages/default.aspx">Hewitt-Trussville Huskies</a> Marching Band. Little did I know that they were simply implementing <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_B._Crosby">Philip Crosby&#8217;s</a> &#8220;<a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Defects">Zero Defects</a>&#8221; policy of manufacturing.</p><p>To my parents, &#8220;Made in Japan&#8221; meant &#8220;substandard, shoddy work.&#8221; But in <em>my</em> lifetime &#8220;Made in Japan&#8221;  came to mean &#8220;really, really good at making thousands of the same thing over and over again.&#8221; For some reason in the seventies we had come to accept mass production as meaning crap that would not last very long. Toyota changed all that. Their idea that you do the best you can today, so that tomorrow you might do better again changed manufacturing in America forever.</p><p>So how did Toyota get here? For a company that eschewed American automotive manufacturing strategies, today is remarkably reminiscent of the <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto#Safety_problems_and_scandal">Ford Pinto scandal</a> of the 70&#8217;s &#8211; in the end it seems Toyota learned all the wrong lessons. But I am not ready to throw Toyota to the wolves (or the Foxes) just yet. I still do not think there is a better example of &#8220;incremental perfectionism.&#8221; That is what America manufacturing learned from Toyota: &#8220;Every single change should make the whole better, and every day you should change incrementally.&#8221; This is indeed how you make &#8220;Quality Job One.&#8221; Incrementally. As designers I think we have forgotten this to some degree &#8211; today we most often see current circumstances as something not yet perfect; the future is simply something to be &#8220;fixed.&#8221; It is nice to be reminded that this is the farthest from the truth; instead we just do the best we can today. And tomorrow we do better. &#8220;Perfect&#8221; is indeed our goal, but it is by no means our destination.</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/corolla.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-1563];player=img;"><img
src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/corolla-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="corolla" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1564" /></a>On all of my drives back and forth between the ATL and the AUB (don&#8217;t ask) this week, I kept hearing about the trials and tribulations being heaped on Toyota due to sticky gas pedals, faulty brakes, and general all around failure to move swiftly enough to keep from being just the right whipping boy that American manufacturing has been needing for a long time. It has to be a &#8220;funny&#8221; place in which Toyota finds itself; I still remember from childhood those slightly unnerving commercials that Toyota used to run that depicted Toyota workers performing calisthenics prior to beginning their daily shift on the factory floor. This kind of behavior led me to believe they were communists, as only pinkos would do anything in such well-choreographed unison. Of course this was years before I was a member of the <a
href="https://www.trussvillecityschools.com/schools/hths/Pages/default.aspx">Hewitt-Trussville Huskies</a> Marching Band. Little did I know that they were simply implementing <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_B._Crosby">Philip Crosby&#8217;s</a> &#8220;<a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Defects">Zero Defects</a>&#8221; policy of manufacturing.</p><p>To my parents, &#8220;Made in Japan&#8221; meant &#8220;substandard, shoddy work.&#8221; But in <em>my</em> lifetime &#8220;Made in Japan&#8221;  came to mean &#8220;really, really good at making thousands of the same thing over and over again.&#8221; For some reason in the seventies we had come to accept mass production as meaning crap that would not last very long. Toyota changed all that. Their idea that you do the best you can today, so that tomorrow you might do better again changed manufacturing in America forever.</p><p>So how did Toyota get here? For a company that eschewed American automotive manufacturing strategies, today is remarkably reminiscent of the <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto#Safety_problems_and_scandal">Ford Pinto scandal</a> of the 70&#8217;s &#8211; in the end it seems Toyota learned all the wrong lessons. But I am not ready to throw Toyota to the wolves (or the Foxes) just yet. I still do not think there is a better example of &#8220;incremental perfectionism.&#8221; That is what America manufacturing learned from Toyota: &#8220;Every single change should make the whole better, and every day you should change incrementally.&#8221; This is indeed how you make &#8220;Quality Job One.&#8221; Incrementally. As designers I think we have forgotten this to some degree &#8211; today we most often see current circumstances as something not yet perfect; the future is simply something to be &#8220;fixed.&#8221; It is nice to be reminded that this is the farthest from the truth; instead we just do the best we can today. And tomorrow we do better. &#8220;Perfect&#8221; is indeed our goal, but it is by no means our destination.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/04/zero-defects/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>If you do what you love, you will never work a day in your life.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/03/love/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/03/love/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:55:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1546</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>But if you do what you <em>really</em> love, you will wake up before you want to, get home later than you meant to, drive across state lines 6 days in a row, work through the weekend in a place most folks go for vacation, schedule your showers between morning phone calls because you won&#8217;t get to them otherwise, and live out of a suitcase via containers that hold 3 ounces or less. Now <em>that</em> is true love.</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But if you do what you <em>really</em> love, you will wake up before you want to, get home later than you meant to, drive across state lines 6 days in a row, work through the weekend in a place most folks go for vacation, schedule your showers between morning phone calls because you won&#8217;t get to them otherwise, and live out of a suitcase via containers that hold 3 ounces or less. Now <em>that</em> is true love.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/03/love/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>CRusty rustic bread for Margaret</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/02/crusty-rustic-bread-for-margaret/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/02/crusty-rustic-bread-for-margaret/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:17:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[eating]]></category> <category><![CDATA[playing]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1519</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
title="Rustic Bread" href="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;"><img
src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="fresh out of the oven" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1533" /></a>This past weekend Jennifer and I enjoyed our bi-monthly supper club with Raigan, Eric, Joy and Stev, with Margaret hosting. Margaret prepared a most-excellent <del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Chef Paul Prudhomme</del> beef bourguignon. Her support call went out for crusty bread, some sort of green salad thingy, and desert. Raigan prepared an awesome green salad with apples, walnuts, and a raspberry(?) vinaigrette. And just because she is a suck-up keener, she also made a jammy appetizer that was enjoyed with crackers. Joy made a chocolate chocolaty chocolate cake with chocolate chocolaty chocolate icing. The best thing about Joy&#8217;s cake is that Margaret was <em>just</em> rude enough to not offer us coffee before inviting us to leave. If she had, I would have been compelled to have a second slice of cake which would have without a doubt propelled me into cardiac arrest. Thanks for looking out for my best interest, Margaret!</p><p>For my part I provided a couple of loaves of crusty bread. It should be noted that I really enjoy baking, as unlike cooking it is very scientific. In this sense baking reminds me high school chemistry lab &#8211; if you veer from the instructions by even an iota, you will most likely get a inedible mess. Occasionally however you will do even worse, like the time in tenth grade when the school was evacuated because we made hydrochloric acid by (sort of) accident. Even more rarely, there is a truly serendipitous moment when you make something entirely new, AND it is edible, AND it won&#8217;t kill you. I have only read about these baking moments. Anyway, I did not aim for this rarefied moment of baking, but I did want to try out something that required a couple of days of carefully orchestrated agents, reagents, actions, and reactions to perhaps engender any modicum of success. So I took the weekend and made a some <a
href="http://protomondo.com/recipes/bread/rustic-bread/">half-whole-wheat rustic bread</a>. From everything that I read about one&#8217;s first attempt at baking, I was steeled for abject failure. Surprisingly, my first foray into bread baking from scratch was instead just successful enough as to leave me most likely thoroughly disappointed with my next attempt. We will see soon enough.</p><p>After dinner, Margaret, Raigan and Eric introduced the rest of us to a fun card game called &#8220;<del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Oh, Hell</del>&#8221; &#8220;<del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Aw, Shit</del>&#8221; &#8220;Tarter Sauce&#8221; in which you get points by not winning any points, lose points by not winning enough points, and the dinner hostess gets points each round just by virtue of being score keeper. It was an all around nice close to a fun weekend. Like always, click the thumbnail above to see the pics. <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-01.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='beef bourguignon &amp; chocolate cake'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-01-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="beef bourguignon &amp; chocolate cake" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-02.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='bread'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-02-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="bread" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-03.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='Raigan&#039;s Salad'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-03-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Raigan&#039;s Salad" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-04.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='beef bourguignon for me'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-04-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="beef bourguignon for me" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-05.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='just take the picture so&#039;s we can eat!'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-05-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="just take the picture so&#039;s we can eat!" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-01.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='final dough'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-01-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="final dough" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-02.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='punched down'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-02-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="punched down" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-03.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='fold it in thirds'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-03-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="fold it in thirds" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-04.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='and again...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-04-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="and again..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-05.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='rotate it 90 degrees and fold it again...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-05-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="rotate it 90 degrees and fold it again..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-06.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='place in a greased bowl...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-06-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="place in a greased bowl..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-07.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='final shaping'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-07-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="final shaping" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='fresh out of the oven'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="fresh out of the oven" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-09.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='ready to go to Margaret&#039;s!'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-09-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="ready to go to Margaret&#039;s!" /></a></p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
title="Rustic Bread" href="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08.jpg" rel="shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;"><img
src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="fresh out of the oven" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1533" /></a>This past weekend Jennifer and I enjoyed our bi-monthly supper club with Raigan, Eric, Joy and Stev, with Margaret hosting. Margaret prepared a most-excellent <del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Chef Paul Prudhomme</del> beef bourguignon. Her support call went out for crusty bread, some sort of green salad thingy, and desert. Raigan prepared an awesome green salad with apples, walnuts, and a raspberry(?) vinaigrette. And just because she is a suck-up keener, she also made a jammy appetizer that was enjoyed with crackers. Joy made a chocolate chocolaty chocolate cake with chocolate chocolaty chocolate icing. The best thing about Joy&#8217;s cake is that Margaret was <em>just</em> rude enough to not offer us coffee before inviting us to leave. If she had, I would have been compelled to have a second slice of cake which would have without a doubt propelled me into cardiac arrest. Thanks for looking out for my best interest, Margaret!</p><p>For my part I provided a couple of loaves of crusty bread. It should be noted that I really enjoy baking, as unlike cooking it is very scientific. In this sense baking reminds me high school chemistry lab &#8211; if you veer from the instructions by even an iota, you will most likely get a inedible mess. Occasionally however you will do even worse, like the time in tenth grade when the school was evacuated because we made hydrochloric acid by (sort of) accident. Even more rarely, there is a truly serendipitous moment when you make something entirely new, AND it is edible, AND it won&#8217;t kill you. I have only read about these baking moments. Anyway, I did not aim for this rarefied moment of baking, but I did want to try out something that required a couple of days of carefully orchestrated agents, reagents, actions, and reactions to perhaps engender any modicum of success. So I took the weekend and made a some <a
href="http://protomondo.com/recipes/bread/rustic-bread/">half-whole-wheat rustic bread</a>. From everything that I read about one&#8217;s first attempt at baking, I was steeled for abject failure. Surprisingly, my first foray into bread baking from scratch was instead just successful enough as to leave me most likely thoroughly disappointed with my next attempt. We will see soon enough.</p><p>After dinner, Margaret, Raigan and Eric introduced the rest of us to a fun card game called &#8220;<del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Oh, Hell</del>&#8221; &#8220;<del
datetime="2010-03-02T23:40:47+00:00">Aw, Shit</del>&#8221; &#8220;Tarter Sauce&#8221; in which you get points by not winning any points, lose points by not winning enough points, and the dinner hostess gets points each round just by virtue of being score keeper. It was an all around nice close to a fun weekend. Like always, click the thumbnail above to see the pics. <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-01.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='beef bourguignon &amp; chocolate cake'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-01-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="beef bourguignon &amp; chocolate cake" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-02.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='bread'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-02-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="bread" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-03.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='Raigan&#039;s Salad'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-03-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="Raigan&#039;s Salad" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-04.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='beef bourguignon for me'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-04-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="beef bourguignon for me" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-05.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='just take the picture so&#039;s we can eat!'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/margarets-05-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="just take the picture so&#039;s we can eat!" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-01.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='final dough'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-01-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="final dough" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-02.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='punched down'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-02-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="punched down" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-03.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='fold it in thirds'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-03-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="fold it in thirds" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-04.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='and again...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-04-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="and again..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-05.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='rotate it 90 degrees and fold it again...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-05-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="rotate it 90 degrees and fold it again..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-06.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='place in a greased bowl...'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-06-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="place in a greased bowl..." /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-07.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='final shaping'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-07-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="final shaping" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='fresh out of the oven'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-08-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="fresh out of the oven" /></a> <a
href='http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-09.jpg' rel='shadowbox[post-1519];player=img;' title='ready to go to Margaret&#039;s!'><img
width="150" height="150" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bread-09-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="ready to go to Margaret&#039;s!" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/02/crusty-rustic-bread-for-margaret/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>cleanliness is next to godliness.</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/01/cleanliness-is-next-to-godliness/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/01/cleanliness-is-next-to-godliness/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:45:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Asides]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1513</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Which makes it just this side of impossible. For what it is worth though cleanliness is also in between <em>cleanlily</em> and <em>cleanly</em>. Check it. The <a
href="http://dictionary.oed.com/">OED</a> does not lie.</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which makes it just this side of impossible. For what it is worth though cleanliness is also in between <em>cleanlily</em> and <em>cleanly</em>. Check it. The <a
href="http://dictionary.oed.com/">OED</a> does not lie.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/03/01/cleanliness-is-next-to-godliness/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Recursion</title><link>http://protomondo.com/2010/02/28/recursion/</link> <comments>http://protomondo.com/2010/02/28/recursion/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:52:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Rusty Smith</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[et cetering]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://protomondo.com/?p=1504</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><img
class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1506" title="Google Ninja" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-02-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" />A couple of days ago I was reading an article in the New Yorker where the author used the word &#8220;recursion.&#8221; I wasn&#8217;t quite sure what it meant (seems I remember something about two mirrors facing each other?) so I did what I always do: I Googled it. At the top of the search page Google asked, &#8220;Did you mean: <em>recursion</em>&#8221; as it always does when it thinks you have misspelled the word or phrase for which you are looking. Since I am such a bad speller, I did not think too much about it, so I clicked on the link for recursion. At the top of the new search page, Google once again asked, &#8220;Did you mean: <em>recursion</em>&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;huh,&#8221; I thought. I clicked it again and, you guessed it &#8211; the same thing. Slowly, I got the joke, made all the funnier as it is clearly a little mischievousness on the part of Google programmers. I liked it so much I even tried my own version of the same joke <a
href="http://protomondo.com/2010/02/26/word-of-the-day/">here</a>. Of course I began to wonder how many more of these little jokes were out there. A quick Googling of &#8220;Google Easter Eggs&#8221;  reveals that there are all sorts of them sprinkled around throughout all of Google&#8217;s services. Just a few of them are outlined below &#8211; use Google to find your own.<br
/><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1509" title="recursion" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-021.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="250" /></p><p><strong>Google Calculator</strong><br
/>Thanks to <a
href="http://www.google.com/help/features.html#calculator/" target="_blank">Google Calculator</a>, you can use the Google search box for serious number crunching&#8211;anything from converting currency to solving advanced math equations. But things don&#8217;t always add up the way you think they will with Google Calculator. Try searching for &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">answer to life the universe and everything</a>,&#8221; &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+horns+on+a+unicorn&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">number of horns on a unicorn</a>,&#8221; or &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=once+in+a+blue+moon&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">once in a blue moon</a>&#8221; for unexpected computations.</p><p><strong>Google Ninja</strong><br
/>While using <a
href="http://www.google.com/reader/">Google Reader</a>, use the arrow keys and type &#8220;up, up, down, down, left, right, left,    right, B, A&#8221;  and a little ninja appears on the left of the screen. This is of course a play on the cheat code that worked on early Nintendo video games    produced by the Japanese entertainment company Konami.</p><p><strong>I&#8217;m Feewing Wucky</strong><br
/>Google has created a number of &#8220;special&#8221; versions of its search pages, including one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/">Klingons</a>, one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-pirate/">pirates</a>, and even one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/">elmer fudd</a>. The one for the <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/">Swedish Chef</a> supposedly gets over a million searches a day&#8230;</p><p><strong>I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky</strong><br
/>OK, these are not technically Google Easter Eggs, but there are tons of folks that have gamed Google SEO in such a way as to get the search engine to point to their websites when you type in a particular search string and then hit &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky.&#8221;The best ones even spoof Google&#8217;s search page to make it look like a real result.  One of my favorite examples can be found by typing &#8220;where is Chuck Norris?&#8221; and then hitting &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky.&#8221; &#8220;French Military Victories&#8221; is pretty funny too. Juvenile, I know. But still funny.</p><p><strong>Street View</strong><br
/><img
class="alignnone size-large wp-image-1507" title="recursion-03" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-03-590x214.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="214" /><br
/>Finally &#8211; there are countless funny things to be found on <a
href="http://maps.google.com/">Google Maps Street View</a>, but one of the clearest &#8220;easter eggs&#8221; can be found right out in front of Google&#8217;s Mountain View Headquarters. As much as Google tries to scrub out any street view shenanigans and obscure the faces of individuals caught as the camera passes by, this must not count around their campus headquarters. Check out the view along Amphitheater Way &#8211; those Google employees sure love their bikes. And hey, there&#8217;s Peg Man!</p><div
style="display:block"><small><em>by Rusty Smith </em></small></div>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img
class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1506" title="Google Ninja" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-02-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" />A couple of days ago I was reading an article in the New Yorker where the author used the word &#8220;recursion.&#8221; I wasn&#8217;t quite sure what it meant (seems I remember something about two mirrors facing each other?) so I did what I always do: I Googled it. At the top of the search page Google asked, &#8220;Did you mean: <em>recursion</em>&#8221; as it always does when it thinks you have misspelled the word or phrase for which you are looking. Since I am such a bad speller, I did not think too much about it, so I clicked on the link for recursion. At the top of the new search page, Google once again asked, &#8220;Did you mean: <em>recursion</em>&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;huh,&#8221; I thought. I clicked it again and, you guessed it &#8211; the same thing. Slowly, I got the joke, made all the funnier as it is clearly a little mischievousness on the part of Google programmers. I liked it so much I even tried my own version of the same joke <a
href="http://protomondo.com/2010/02/26/word-of-the-day/">here</a>. Of course I began to wonder how many more of these little jokes were out there. A quick Googling of &#8220;Google Easter Eggs&#8221;  reveals that there are all sorts of them sprinkled around throughout all of Google&#8217;s services. Just a few of them are outlined below &#8211; use Google to find your own.<br
/><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1509" title="recursion" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-021.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="250" /></p><p><strong>Google Calculator</strong><br
/>Thanks to <a
href="http://www.google.com/help/features.html#calculator/" target="_blank">Google Calculator</a>, you can use the Google search box for serious number crunching&#8211;anything from converting currency to solving advanced math equations. But things don&#8217;t always add up the way you think they will with Google Calculator. Try searching for &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">answer to life the universe and everything</a>,&#8221; &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+horns+on+a+unicorn&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">number of horns on a unicorn</a>,&#8221; or &#8220;<a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=once+in+a+blue+moon&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enIN176__243" target="_blank">once in a blue moon</a>&#8221; for unexpected computations.</p><p><strong>Google Ninja</strong><br
/>While using <a
href="http://www.google.com/reader/">Google Reader</a>, use the arrow keys and type &#8220;up, up, down, down, left, right, left,    right, B, A&#8221;  and a little ninja appears on the left of the screen. This is of course a play on the cheat code that worked on early Nintendo video games    produced by the Japanese entertainment company Konami.</p><p><strong>I&#8217;m Feewing Wucky</strong><br
/>Google has created a number of &#8220;special&#8221; versions of its search pages, including one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/">Klingons</a>, one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-pirate/">pirates</a>, and even one for <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/">elmer fudd</a>. The one for the <a
href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/">Swedish Chef</a> supposedly gets over a million searches a day&#8230;</p><p><strong>I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky</strong><br
/>OK, these are not technically Google Easter Eggs, but there are tons of folks that have gamed Google SEO in such a way as to get the search engine to point to their websites when you type in a particular search string and then hit &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky.&#8221;The best ones even spoof Google&#8217;s search page to make it look like a real result.  One of my favorite examples can be found by typing &#8220;where is Chuck Norris?&#8221; and then hitting &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky.&#8221; &#8220;French Military Victories&#8221; is pretty funny too. Juvenile, I know. But still funny.</p><p><strong>Street View</strong><br
/><img
class="alignnone size-large wp-image-1507" title="recursion-03" src="http://protomondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/recursion-03-590x214.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="214" /><br
/>Finally &#8211; there are countless funny things to be found on <a
href="http://maps.google.com/">Google Maps Street View</a>, but one of the clearest &#8220;easter eggs&#8221; can be found right out in front of Google&#8217;s Mountain View Headquarters. As much as Google tries to scrub out any street view shenanigans and obscure the faces of individuals caught as the camera passes by, this must not count around their campus headquarters. Check out the view along Amphitheater Way &#8211; those Google employees sure love their bikes. And hey, there&#8217;s Peg Man!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://protomondo.com/2010/02/28/recursion/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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