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[30 Mar 2010 | No Comment | 9 views]

A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.

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[27 Mar 2010 | No Comment | 17 views]

1) those that understand ternary.
2) those that don’t.
10) those scrambling for an Oxford English Dictionary.

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[26 Mar 2010 | No Comment | 5 views]

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

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[23 Mar 2010 | No Comment | 3 views]

Q: What is brown and sticky?

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