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• Fresh brains.
  March 30, 2010 | 9:00 pm

  A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
  $1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
  “Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.

• Ten Kinds of people.
  March 27, 2010 | 8:59 pm

  1) those that understand ternary.
  2) those that don’t.
  10) those scrambling for an Oxford English Dictionary.

• A: A Stick.
  March 23, 2010 | 11:41 pm

  Q: What is brown and sticky?

• “Wow, did you see that?”
  March 22, 2010 | 10:50 pm

  the bartender asks Heisenberg after Descartes disappears.
  Heisenberg replies, “Possibly, but really I can’t be sure.”

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