You can always tell when someone has people to do their laundry for them.
Check their hamper – every article of clothing will be turned inside out.
If they are truly loved, the clothes will be found in the layers in which they were worn,
again, all turned inside out.
A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.
1) those that understand ternary.
2) those that don’t.
10) those scrambling for an Oxford English Dictionary.
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: What is brown and sticky?
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