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A cure for the common cold.

16 March 2010 5 views No Comment

Todd Cawley goes to see his doctor because he is suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribes some pills, but they don’t help at all.
On Todd’s next visit the doctor gives him a shot, but that doesn’t do any good either.
On his third visit the doctor tells Todd to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he is finished bathing he is supposed to go out and run 10 miles.
“But Doc,” protests Todd, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”
“I know,” said his physician. “I can cure pneumonia.”

Dude – you shoulda gone out for a ride with me today. If you had, you woulda been well by mid-May. Get well soon.

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