Cosine is having a party and invites a whole bunch of other functions (sin x, tan x, e^x, etc.). Everyone seems to be having a good time, except e^x, who is in a corner all by itself. Cosine goes over to e^x, and says “come on, have a little fun – integrate yourself.” Hearing this, e^x, looking even sadder, says “eh, it wouldn’t make any difference.”
Hoo-wee it is cold in Paris!
But I do know when I will be back again. Returning from San Francisco on a Thursday morning red-eye.
October is going to be a busy month with lots of work travel. It is all good, but I woke up this morning already looking forward to November.
A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.
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