A husband reads a research article to his wife about how many words women use per day: 30,000 compared to a man’s scant 15,000.
The wife replies, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.”
The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What?”
Today I learned that the toothbrush was invented in the great state of Alabama. What’s the proof? Well, if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a “teethbrush.”
Hey – I was born AND raised in Alabama – I can tell that joke.
Instead of sugar, have you ever mistakenly put salt in your morning cup of coffee? What a way to start the day.
And in the case of Megan Mariah Barnes they just may be right. Should Ms Barnes happen to respond to your ad on eHarmony.com, I have but three words for you: RUN!
I don’t mean to come across as rude or argumentative, but trust me: today it is TOTALLY about the destination…
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