On my way home from the Airport today, I got behind an elderly woman with blue hair on the interstate. On her rear bumper was a sticker that said “Honk if You Found Jesus!” Being a recently ordained minister and happy to be back in the States, I blew my horn at her. She in turn flipped me off. No lie.
Hoo-wee it is cold in Paris!
But I do know when I will be back again. Returning from San Francisco on a Thursday morning red-eye.
October is going to be a busy month with lots of work travel. It is all good, but I woke up this morning already looking forward to November.
A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.
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