¿otra vez, padre?
30 January 2010 6 views No Comment
Remind me sometime to tell you about the time I became a minister, went to Mexico, and performed a wedding ceremony on the beach. And at sunset, no less.
and another thing...
- The Holy Grail of awkward moments
March 15, 2010 | 4:43 pmSo I am standing next in line in the Kroger checkout this afternoon behind an Awkwardly Shaped Woman.
Checkout Girl asks her, “So, are you having a boy or a girl?”
Awkward Shaped Woman says, “Excuse me?”
C.G. repeats, only this time a little louder: “Are you having a BOY or a GIRL?”
A.S.W. flatly states, “I am NOT pregnant.”
Without a second of hesitation, C.G. says, “Well you sure look like you are about to pop to me.“
After a brief pause, A.S.W. replies “er, um, well….. thanks?” - What do you do when facing down an elephant with three balls?
March 12, 2010 | 7:34 pmAs your coach I highly suggest that you just walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
- Made in Alabama.
March 10, 2010 | 11:41 pmToday I learned that the toothbrush was invented in the great state of Alabama. What’s the proof? Well, if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a “teethbrush.”
Hey – I was born AND raised in Alabama – I can tell that joke.
- One of those days…
March 9, 2010 | 11:38 pmInstead of sugar, have you ever mistakenly put salt in your morning cup of coffee? What a way to start the day.
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