Josh, David and I came up with so many just from our fathers that Josh off-offhandedly remarked that we should make a website. As you might imagine, a quick Google search turns up this: Southern + Colloquialisms
A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.
1) those that understand ternary.
2) those that don’t.
10) those scrambling for an Oxford English Dictionary.
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: What is brown and sticky?
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