The New York Times is reporting that NASA is selling off it’s remaining shuttle fleet to anyone willing to “safe house” them. Asking price? $28.8 million. If that is a little out of your league, you can get an engine or two for free – you just pay for shipping and handling. Some assembly may be required.
A man goes to the brain clinic to get a fresh set of brains. At the front desk is a sign that says “Doctor Brains: $20 per ounce. Scientist Brains: $30 dollars per ounce. Architect Brains: $1000 per ounce.”
$1000 dollars per ounce!” the man exclaims, “Why are architect brains so expensive!?!”
“Because it takes a loooooot of architects to get an ounce of brains,” replies the receptionist.
1) those that understand ternary.
2) those that don’t.
10) those scrambling for an Oxford English Dictionary.
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